All of Leslie’s compliments to Ann

unclefather:

This makes me so uncomfortable and I wish it would stop

highfivesforcoolguys:

mewithoutyou just entered to the Jurassic park theme song

asian:

this is my favourite picture on the internet

asian:

this is my favourite picture on the internet

tocifer:

ryyde:

i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.

BIRTH

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

dadfunkadelic:

no godsno masters

dadfunkadelic:

no gods
no masters